The Vertical Worm

The vertical worm was, is, and always will be a major dance craze. First started inadvertently by Ralph P. Wormald in 1926, and popularized among the pokakukazes by Sinnup the same year, the dance is now practiced by at least one human being, and at least three pokakukazes, all around the world. It is thought to be the forefather of crumping (not to be confused in any way with daprakans, the foremother of crumping). Though highly unknown, its name comes from Wormald, Ralph's last name.