Sinnup

"Oh mah Gursh! Pokakukaz!" - Raving Ralph

Sinnup Pokakukaz, also known as Saineep, Saenop, Senep, Senup, Sinnup, シナップ ポカクカズ and Синнуп Покакаказ, is a well known movie star, comedian, and weirdo, well known for his Sinnup film series, Sinnup Tv Show, and likeness in the Sinnup video game series, first appearing in the 1925 silent film, Bullet, Bullet, Gun (unless of course one excludes the earlier ones. Over the years, he has appeared in over 72,000 combined films, television episodes, adverts and holovision records, most of which are under 30 seconds in duration. He is known for his blue skin, long nose, moldy teeth, creepy eyes and earless head. Over the years, Sinnup has had completely different looks from previous and even future appearances. This is because of Sinnup's bad disease, Foccuniosis was slowly killing him, until of course he killed it in 1983 with his ninja sword. Because of this disease, a lot of Sinnup shows from 1978 -1983 used fake Sinnups, Sinnup's friends in disguise as him. Though most of them looked nothing like him, they took his place, credited as Sinnup, even after his disease ended. When this was found out in 2016, they called it the fooces scandal and tried to kill him, until he gave everybody free sushi. From then on they were all friends.

About the Sinnupinator
Sinnup first became famous on his home planet of Pakakakas in December 1897, when he learnt the spleece-ricer dance and taught it to the billions of Yellowless Pokakukazes of the Vladlands, being the seventy-ninth Pokakukaz in the entire history of the Sixth Orguhczh to teach more sixty-four thousand non-36000000000000 Cgenhjiklsghavbsittem Pokakukazes how to do something at the same time. This earned him the Jrehenegjkwc for grand tootilage on the sixth of December. This was only the fourty-ninth time a Pokakukaz of Poopdeqqhe, Tjannjhannzxe, Tngghlmaaahahh, Bat, Foorrllanzz, Tjchcau, Pakakakas, Milmarna got a Jrehenehjkwc, but the first time the Sinnupular Age was declared during a Jrehenegjkwc handoff happening. After this, they decided to let him be the first Pokakukaz to go to the new dimension they had discovered. There, he discovered Stenc, who had been lost their for five whole seconds! Sinnup's intermultiversialar cousin then told him of the horrors of the Earth, but also of a new Earth thing, which the Earthians called "Poo". Because the Pokakukazes just loved all the poos Sinnup brought to them, he kept warping to earth and back, bringing funny objects from Stenc. However, because the Earthlian multiverse was seventy-five whole existances away, it took Sinnup 1.2189261 whole Earth-years to go there and come back again, so in the year 1919, Sinnup brought Stenc back home, along with 93 new stuffs. One of these stuffs was the motion picture camera, though Stenc claimed to have invented it himself (and it was recently discovered that Sinnup had already invented his own version earlier, in 1901, using poo). While in the Real World, Stenc found many peas, and things not bringable to the Pokakukazverse, such as Mucus, Lungs, Viennese hens, Undergarments, Fisheye, Popeye, Cheetos, Milkos, Noses, Licks and Toilet Paper. Note that this whole story was made into the 1955 movie, The Sinnup Story, and that a lot of Earth culture is parodyed in the Haggis and Hoogle series, Cerbie's Ashes.

Lost Films
Though Bullet, Bullet, Gun is his first film released to the public, he appeared in over 150 short films from 1919 - 1925, though these are all under a minute long (4-30 seconds) and only two of them survive in whole, while most others are completely missing. Because of this, it is impossible to know exactly how many there is, and the only reason 150 are believed to exist is because of Sinnup himself estimating how many Sinnup tests there were. Over 200 clips exist, though these are of only 111 different films. His first and only film to be released in theatres, When Potatoes go Green, never resurfaced and remains lost. There is no evidence of its release in 1911, and the only evidence we have of it is an ad for the film Over the Hedge, where Sinnup said "Oh ja! 100 yons oove When Potatoes go Green!"

Known Sinnups
Cartoon Sinnup

Dead Sinnup

Fat Sinnup

German Sinnup

Lanky Sinnup

Live-Action Sinnup

Drunken Sinnup

Humanized Sinnup

Decalized Sinnup

Sinus House Sinnup

Pearnup

Creepy Sinnup

Cow Sinnup

Sow Sinnup

3D Sinnup