The Grand Eatery

The Grand Eatery is the second episode of Cerbie's Ashes. It is also the first one to have the Grand Eatery, Yoshimitsubishi Bosko, Samantha and Porky.

Plot
This episode starts with the end of the first one. Cerbie is seen attempting to run away from Carl, who has his Fezzy Mackknife, which he eventually uses to jab Cerbie repeatedly. However, due to her 22 Flab Layers, she survives. After 29 seconds of Cerbie-jabbing, Carl stops as Susie makes horse sounds, indicating she is hungry. Cerbie says she saw a place to eat at earlier. Then she ate Fezzy, and Steven Chile, who was 79 leagues above the toilet. When they got there, they meet Sheriff Bosko, who was looking for some Kariminals and Jerkells to go and mince. Cerbie, wanting to eat some meat mincedly, then proceeded to absorb everybody's clothes into her innards. Right then, everybody ran away because they didn't want to be seen in their underhosen. Just then, Biggs and Mack were snipin' round the corner of the eye. Biggs, loving to give the gonne to randos, then got ready to shoot Cerbie to death. After firing 17 shots, Biggs was flattened by Mack, who passed out because Biggs was shooting his sister. Cerbie, once more saved by her flab, was then greeted by Yoshimitsubishi, a local floating plantain who happened to own the Grand Eatery. Cerbie asked if she could eat some Banana Stew, her favourite earth delicacy, but the plantain man said no, because they were mainly made out of his cousins. Then, Carl, Susie, and some other clothed people came back into the store. Carl then forced Cerbie and Susie to work for Yoshimitsubishi. We then see Robby and Gorf fixing the Century Eagle, when all of a sudden, they hear a turd bomb! Not wanting to clean up Steven's explosive diarrhea stains, they decided to hire Torf to do so. Meanwhile, Biggs was going to Schnozio's to assassinate Carl Twine, who was shopping for Schnozmobile Chassises. Fortunately, Schnozio's cousin, Yenkines was spotting secreting oral mucus onto Biggs' mouth, so Biggs ran far away. Biggs then went to stab Cerbie to death. Cerbie, however, seeing Biggs' Fezzy Mackknife, went to eat it, as she remembers that Carl's was rather tasty. In doing so she also ate Biggs, and the entire eatery. After all this, the episode ends the way it began, with Carl chasing Cerbie.

About The Plantain-Man With The Plantain Plan
Yoshimitsubishi was later revealed to be the brother of Icanseemenow, and Cowinflationshoe, and king of Mitsubishia, the planet of the flying cars.