Ralph

Ralph is a recurring character in the Sinnup franchise, played by himself from 1930 to 1997, the year of his death. Though the original Ralph died in 1997, his offspring continue to play him to this very day. Well, maybe. It depends on what day it is today. Monday, right? Ok. When alive, Ralph was Sinnup's best friend, and usually played the everyman to Sinnup's screwball. Or maybe his screwdriver. His first appearance with Sinnup in a film was in 1930's Get It, where he portrayed Kern Makanakka, who looks like Ralph, only stached. He is known to have invented the vertical worm in 1926.

History
Sinnup and Ralph first met in 1921, when Ralph was suffering from brain hemorrhoids, and went around spewing liquid charcoal at buildings. Sinnup saved Ralph by calling him "Heinie", which is the cure to brain hemorrhoids. When asked how he got them, Ralph told that he must have obtained the brain hemorrhoids by his use of natural toilet paper. Soon after this he was converted by Sinnup to 5-ply. His earlier ravings lead to him being called "Raving Ralph". And his well known quote, "Oh muh Gursh! Pokakukaz!" is from this period.

After cured of this brain hemorrhoids, Ralph went sain (most of the time). He once in 1930 slipped on a banana peel that somebody put in the bathroom, which made him lunic and wanting to drool on Sinnup's Gallstones. This was caught by Stenc, who then made a film with Sinnup and Ralph called Get It, where Ralph was harassed by Sinnup to the point of wanting to blow him up with Nitro.

Death
In 1997, at the age of 95, Ralph had a good life, and thought it was time to die. So, on July 19, 1997 Ralph told everybody that he was planning on evolving to Ghost Ralph (Pokakukazes are known to be able to choose when they evolve into a ghost), which he eventually did. Nowadays, he regularly comes to Earth to visit his friends and family. Sinnup says that someday, he too will die, but at the moment he happens to be very busy, and is still making films, but when he does die, he will have his son, Gordan Pokakukaz play him in the movies. He estimated this to be some time in the 91st century.