Typo Genie

"Typo Genie" is the third episode of the Haggis and Hoogle Show, Cerbie's Ashes, released on the eleventh of January, 1993. In this episode, Robby Swanson opens up a can of Uerms, or rather, a can of Ctuird. Being a magical Typo Genis, Ctuird then granted Robby 3 1/2 wishes (an upgrade of the traditional 3.141592654 wishes given by most Typo Genies). However, this would lead to doom for the livers of the Medium Sized Dipper!

Plot
This episode starts off in the Crumping Room of the Medium Sized Dipper, where we can see Susie Amine beating Steven Chile at a game of Natatorium, Carl Twine eating his green cheese Submersible Sandwich, Cerbie McDonald Dyson Powering all of the mouses out of the wall hole, and Gorf and Torf building a new Robotical Dood. Then, Robby comes crumping in, doing the Stenc-Walk, in his Schweinslederhosen, until of course it, along with all of the other clothing he was wearing was eaten by Cerbie. However, since she doesn't like the taste of mold, she spat out all of his coinage. Robby then used this at the Clothes-Vending Machine to get new cloths. He also got some Soso Soda. Interestingly, one of the cans was available for 26 cents, which is one cent more. Thinking it would be an ingenius trade, he bought it, not knowing what would happen when he opened it up. Then, Ctuird (pronounced "Stew-ert", not "turd") came out, and exposed his business card. Robby then read his name as "Kturd". Ctuird said that because Robby has freeen him, he would grant 3 1/2 wishes. Robby's first wish is for his friend, Susie, who gets some cool Nose Croutons. Susie is very happy, but claims she never gave any signs of wanting them, and was quite surprised by this gift (despite the fact that she was later seen in a flashback rubbing the Ears Catalogue in the faces of not only her own friends, but also random passersby, while she was on the page with Nose Croutons). Next was Steven, whom Robby wished for some black hole underpants for. For some reason, everybody gave Steven an odd look. Robby realised that without Cerbie, they wouldn't have went to the Medium Sized Dipper in the first place, so Robby would never have gotten the 3 1/2 wishes, so he spends the next one on her, and appeared 4003 Ice Crubes (not in any way to be confused with ice cubes, which they are a cold fusion of, along with Qubik's Cube), which she of course proceeded to Dyson Power!. After this, Robby was left with half a wish, so he used it to upgrade Carl's duds, giving him some Cool-Gie Duds. However, due to the technological limitations of the half wish, Carl could only be granted half of the outfit, which included a singular sunglass, but no pants. For some reason he found this embarrassing, so he ran off.